6.22.2014

All This For ONE Night Of Camping ...

Can you fit this much cr*p in your Land Yacht?  We BARELY could either ...


 What?  You Don't Bring YOUR Bedside Lamp Camping With You?  Amateurs.


How many DS agents does it take to start a fire?  Apparently none ... all you need is a DS wife giving instructions over your shoulder.   Oh, and you also need a shop vac.  Wait.  Don't tell me you don't bring a shop vac with you ...


Don't forget to bring your kiddos.  And your bug spray.  With 150% Deet.  Because the second you get out of the car you'll be bit.  But you can leave behind your wine.  Your coffee.  Your sanity.  Because you're on a 10 day cleanse, and today is only day six.  Don't even ask ...


After freezing your bippy off in the tent all night, that you couldn't take a picture of because your phone died, (despite having a 30 foot extension cord ... that you *ahem* had your daughter's bedside table lamp plugged into), you don't even attempt to start another fire and make breakfast around the campfire.  You just pack up your stuff.  Thanking your lucky stars it wasn't YOUR tent resting ever so gently on top of the three snakes all night ...


... and head over to Cracker Barrel.  For breakfast.

Camping.  Done the Perlman way.  At least it wasn't the Dude Ranch.

Barely.  

1 comment:

annie newmark said...

As I was reading this all I was thinking is "the Perlmans really know how to plan a vacation", hopefully when we come to visit you in El Salvador the accommodations will be nicer.

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