4.06.2011

Do You Want A Face Lift ... Lip Implants ... or Lipo For Free?

Just hire Sheridan to sketch you ... and she'll make sure you look like a whore a million bucks.

Take a look at the girls in her class. Apparently no six year old is complete without makeup and a strapless evening gown. And me? I can't believe how well she captured my inner beauty.





But just in case you aren't sure what your future appearance holds. Never fear. Sheridan is also skilled at age progression. Just look at her self-portrait ...





I'm just relieved to see there's no booking number underneath it ...

14 comments:

Laural Out Loud said...

How much is she charging? Because I'm seriously interested.

Z. Marie said...

At least she didn't show herself with cleavage, although I guess it's a given with a shirt that low cut.

Scary Mommy said...

Those are awesome! She's got talent. Seriously!

Daniela Swider said...

Haha - I like the big smiles on everyone's face. And yeah, apparently strapless is the look among her crowd...

Shannon said...

Well, at least everyone is happy.

mayson said...

at least in the "fusher" she's not wearing leather, with a head full of piercings and sporting a full beard. Just sayin'...

Kirsten said...

Wow. Hot stuff!

Twenty Four At Heart said...

Oh, I love this! Especially nice to see she's already looking towards her fusher! : )

Trysha said...

Oh my goodness...the fusher. How adorable is that?

Donna said...

Maybe you should ease up on the collagen injections over there. Those are some serious lips you've got in that portrait!

My daughter just drew a picture of me, too - who knew I would look so good with piggy tails?

Daniela Swider said...

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http://tukytam.blogspot.com/2011/04/weekly-state-department-blog-roundup.html

If I've made any errors, or you prefer not to be included, just let me know. Thank you!

Liz @ It's Great To Be Home said...

Hilarious!! Ha, I could use one of those portraits myself . . . :)

Kate Coveny Hood said...

One month later... This is so funny, I can't stand it! I'm catching up on tons of reading - but no time to comment. Had to on this one though.

Gabriela said...

Be grateful Sheridan didn't draw a pole next to her self-portrait in the fucher.

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