12.24.2010

Happy Everything!

May YOUR holidays be free of Google searches finding out if the song on the radio is sung by Ke$ha or Rihanna.

May YOUR holidays be free of explaining to your seven year old that there isn't anyone out there who can marry dogs ... nor do dogs need to be married in order to have puppies.

May YOUR holidays be free of having to reinforce why people should be married in order to have babies.

May YOUR holidays be free of describing just how the dog got pregnant in the first place.

May YOUR holidays be free of vaguely discussing how ladies get pregnant ...

May YOUR holidays be free of 19 month old toddlers who eat way more bean and cheese burritos than you could possibly imagine ... and have the toots that rival teenage boys!

... and most importantly,

May YOUR holidays be pink-eye free.




17 comments:

Z. Marie said...

At least Hanukkah was early so you have energy to devote to these tasks. Right?
But seriously. Ugh, you poor woman. I hope you all have the basic pinkeye and not the crusty bacterial kind.

Becky said...

I LOVE your family's pictures. Sorry you have all this junk going on. I hope the pink eye is gone soon and that things get easier.

Bfiles said...

too funny. Your holiday card is SO gorgeous. Happy New year!

Mom24 said...

Happy everything to you too! I love your card, and I'm definitely hoping our holiday is free of all those things. :)

Eye drop tip--have them lay down, close their eyes, put the drop in the inside corner of their eye. When they open their eye it flows right in.

Good luck. Hope you're all healed up soon.

Sara said...

Happy Holidays Perlmans!

Tara R. said...

And a Happy Everything to you and yours too.

Kat said...

Oh my! Pink eye! That stinks. :(

I love your Happy Everything card. Awesome! :)

Happy Holidays!!!

Headless Mom said...

Ugh. I'm sorry you're dealing with all of that. I've got one down with the crud myself.

I thought we might be neighbors after that storm...thought we may just slide all the way down to your area!

Hang in there my friend and happy everything to you too!

Laural Out Loud said...

Well, we have us the pink eye, lol. But I'll take that over the baby conversation any day!

Scary Mommy said...

Ugh, pink eye. We may not have that, but we do have a double ear infection. Fun!!

Your card is too perfect for words.

The Bald Guy said...

Awwwww... You're infinitely courageous! Bless you.


Happy Holidays!

Shannon said...

Ummm...Sorry about the sex ed classes and the pink eye. The toddler toots is just hilarious! Hope you have an enjoyable holiday in spite of everything!

Just US said...

Happy Everything to you and your beautiful family! Your week sounds like ours - lots of unwanted (by my part) sex lessons and a 3 year old who eats more than my hubby! Hopefully, the pink eye will go away quickly!

Issas Crazy World said...

Dude. Your dog is pregnant? Suck. Ha.

I hope you guys are having a great week.

Lisa said...

beautiful card! happy everything to you too ;)

Kate Coveny Hood said...

George JUST started meds for pink eye. At least it was after Christmas.

anymommy said...

Hope the holidays were wonderful - the pictures are gorgeous!

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